Okay guys, how do we pass our restaurant’s health inspection?
Okay guys, how do we pass our restaurant’s health inspection?
Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!
Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!
Ladybug DOOM music intensifies
I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”
Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.
Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.
RAWR -Your favorite Dino bros maybe.
Gaslighting doesn’t exist and you’re going crazy. /s
Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.
I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.
Weekend at Chase Manhattan.
I can’t believe they took out that makeover montage set to “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.”
Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)
Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?
Bro, do you even LEAP!?
Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.
Dear IRS,
How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.
Your pal,
saltnotsugar
Zuck, I want you to explain to this irrationally angry woman that this coupon from four years ago has expired.