Test post please ignore

Same here, nothing to worry about

Yeah but look at it go… almost in a straight line

I’m Portuguese and I’ve seen that abomination here. I’m sorry, I thought it was contained. Now, have you guys heard about chocolate pizza for dessert?

I also choose this guy’s boss

No that’s not exactly right. It’s not that everything is only mind. Our subjective experience is only mind, you don’t actually see experience as it is but instead your experience of life is only mind in the sense it gets filtered by your sensory apparatus and hence it isn’t real as you don’t really sense reality as you are capable of. Doesn’t mean reality doesn’t exist if you’re not looking

Inside, towards the front. There’s a little button there. Tell me if you need GPS coordinates

Nononono. You can’t dive straight there, you see for women it ends there, not starts there, are you a caveman?

It’s deep in the throat, right? Jokes aside, if you don’t know by now you’re never finding out (hint: it’s not in the throat)

The buddha explained this 2500 years ago

That’s rich. Does it apply to us common mortals? Or only billionaires?

Budorks

Those were the days

So that’s what those things are worth for

She needs to be resting an axe on her shoulder for this to be the bare minimum credible. Not to mention overalls

They have been playing us all along

My grandpa went peacefully in his sleep. Unlike the other 40 people on the bus

(we’re recycling old jokes, right? RIGHT??)

Wtf? An essay on cat’s diet? Is this becoming reddit? Please tell me no

Me: pour me a guiness, please

Bartender: here you go mate

Me: by any chance do you know where I can get a record of the world’s longest mustache

Bartender: well you won’t believe this…

Why do these guys allways look like their family is being held hostage or something?