when has there ever been 2 amtrak trains running at the same time?

did Kennedy’s brainworms jump hosts?

based af if true

we have nintendo at home!

in the Santa Clause movie Tim Allen goes down those too… as he thins out to fit into the pipe and goes down, at the bottom the wall turns into a giant fireplace, until he goes back up again and it turns back into a normal wall.

we never had wrapped presents from “santa” under the tree… all the presents were from mom and dad… but on christmas morning our stockings would have candy and small toys like a yoyo or a harmonica or something in them and the implication was that it was from “santa”

The town I went to high school in resisted getting a walmart for many years but ultimately succumbed and it drove out so many local businesses just as everyone feared.

I don’t generally. I do have a watchguard vpn set up on my home router with dynamic dns so I can reach my shit from hotels or whatever, but beyond that I don’t really mess with vpns because I don’t trust that they’re not just logging shit or tapped by the TLAs anyway.

guess so, but i have no skills

that explains how the cops came straight to my house when i was flying my drone over the richy-rich neighbor houses

i thought they married years ago

i can’t imagine how much of that $600 million will go toward security

i paid the remaining restitution of a guy in jail so he could get out 2 weeks earlier… never heard from him again but his nephew felt tremendous guilt about sexing my girlfriend after what I did for his uncle and told me

prison break prison break prison break

The moment you’ve been waiting for all year! Shen Yun!

lol… the militarism will march on undisturbed just as it always has