He really believes it’s real.

“Invented” in the sense that Elon Musk “invents” things. Pure ruling elite folly.

Ordinary Zimbabweans have suffered enough.

This is the efficiency of the market at work.

As if a former KGB officer is sticking an American swab up their nose.

We eat soft, processed foods now. We used to graze and chew constantly, which helps the jaw grow properly.

Goodbye, Cybertruck.

It’s exciting to see history repeating itself and no one doing anything to stop it. /s

Finally a reason to like Covid.

Mmiillkk

Net-chicks and fil-A

The sooner we destroy all private jets the better.

Shut up, Greg.

You tempt fate when naming a vessel after an analytical framework of probability.

Roombomb

He can see useless postmenopausal women from his house.

Electrify rail freight!

Absent Interest

Well yes. This is obviously not a serious proposal.

Make the “permanent” seats on the UN Security Council conditional on being in the top five Olympic gold medal rankings and all of a sudden we’ll see endless streams of government funding for athletes.