Saying this with only an understanding of orbital mechanics learned from Kerbal Space Program, I’d say the chances are damn near 0%. Hitting the sun is actually pretty difficult and requires a precise amount of Δv (change in velocity). This thing had such a huge Δv that it would have left the solar system.

Fievel would whoop Stuart’s ass, no question. Remy would still slaughter Fievel though. Rat vs mouse is no contest. Unless Fievel can call in his cat buddy, Tiger, as backup. But Tiger’s a bit of a lil bitch himself, so my money is still on Remy.

I used to work at Best Buy in the Video department. We got all new products shipped in just for Black Friday. One year we got these $40 VCRs (I realize I’m dating myself here) that we must have sold a billion of. Within the week, we had so many returns that we didn’t have any place to put them.

Honestly it all depends on where you’re at when your ordering. For example, that “Large” shown there is what you get at a movie theater when ordering a Small.

Yeah I’m reading this Aussie orders a large meal, received a large meal, and was ungrateful. When you’re in America, you accept your diabetes and say “thank you may I have another?”

Except for my knees

My wife lost her wedding ring in May. We eventually found it in November. We were pretty actively looking for it for the whole time. Checked all the vents. Moved the over, fridge, dishwasher, bed, washer and drier. You name it, we checked it. Eventually disassembled the sectional couch and found it under one of the sections. Which was weird because there were no gaps that it should have been able to fall through to get under there. Like, you couldn’t slide a penny under the couch.

Last year, he was quoted as saying "Luckily, I don’t snort, er, cocaine! It’s just not my thing.”

Kind of a weird thing to say. Most people would say “I don’t use cocaine” or “I don’t do cocaine”. But using the word “snort” to remain truthful, and then being caught on camera rubbing coke on his gums seems pretty clear.

I’d go as far to say that’s 99% cocaine and maybe 1% that it’s a zyn or something else.

“Where’d all the cocaine go?” - Dude who just did all the cocaine

Copying from a comment I made on another thread:

I assume it’s in a baggie. But he’s got enough money maybe he’s just stuffing handfuls in his pockets every morning.

Does cocaine cause mouth ulcers? If so, that is a useful tip for him.

Mmmm tastes like nose candy.

Just casually doing a little bit of cocaine at a SpaceX launch.

I only know one guy who is into blacksmithing and - being a nerd myself, I say this with kindness - but this dude is a super nerd. He’s also one of the scrawniest dudes I know. I’ve heard him tell women that he’s into blacksmithing before and it definitely does not have the desired effect that this chart would imply.

You always have to consider Rule #1 when taking these things into account.

My middle-school aged kids explained the difference between cooked and cookin’ to me the other day, and now they really get to roll their eyes when I intentionally use them in as corny ways as possible.

Bonus points for coming with other, terrible, slang. You can really get a cringe if you say something like "Chat, we’re cookin’ now - I’m all rizzed up”

…the worst impulses of Hitler and the Nazis could be “controlled” or “tamed” once they bore responsibility for leading the national government (rather than criticizing others’ administration of it).

I’m sure it’ll be different this time around /s

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Holy crap that’s amazing

Sunk cost fallacy hits people hard.

It’s true. I never deleted my reddit posts and comments because I spent like 13 years with that account. A part of my brain says “don’t delete those, you might need them later.” It’s like a natural hording instinct.

It’s easier to lie to a person than convince a person they’ve been lied to.