I love that they bumped up the sell-out window from 6 to 9 months so that TikTok won’t get officially banned until after the election.

Fucking cowards.

这个模因万岁！

That meme literally just looks like a still from Weekend at Bernie’s

If your subscription lapses, you have an ejector seat mishap and your jet auto pilots back to Lockheed.

The organ harvesting stuff is all from Falun Gong.