Why would we even listen to this Ross Gellar-looking ass about masculinity anyway?
Why would we even listen to this Ross Gellar-looking ass about masculinity anyway?
One time I got a mass email from the director’s assistant telling us to send them our cell phone numbers. I was quite irritated, so I ignored it initially to calm down and think of a rational response. Anyway, the following week the director was dead, I’m sure there was no connection.
I have a similar story. I’m glad you grew up, and I hope adulthood is treating you well!
Hmm, I’m trying to imagine measuring my worth with my penis. Like, if worth was a linear distance I could be like “I’m worth seven penises!”
Ohh, that makes sense. Perhaps I could’ve figured that out if I’d had any.
I mean, it does sound like y’all both saved yourselves some time.
What is “contractual awareness”? I googled it and it just seems to be talking about contact law?
As I understand it, sharks aren’t actually hungry all that often. They eat, then just spend a lot of time being chill sharks.
My manager recently denied some of my PTO requests, so whatever you just said (I didn’t read it) doesn’t count and all managers are bastards. QED.
lol thanks for saving me the trouble of fact checking myself too
When I was a teenager, I was hanging out with my brother who is 8 years older while he was fucking around with his .45 (probably ostensibly cleaning it) and it was pointed towards me when for some reason the slide suddenly released and the live round that was inexplicably involved jammed in the mechanism.
So I mean, I guess I didn’t dodge a bullet, but I think I got pretty lucky.
Ah, hadn’t heard of that, I guess I’ll have to check it out.
What browser are you going to use?
Is Abel a joke to you?
I’ve had a few dreams as a cis male where I was a woman, so basically I reject your premise. However in most dreams I’m not even a character, I’m just the perspective from which the story is experienced.
I feel like such a poser over here with my Bigelow and Celestial Seasonings.
No barrel means no rifling marks makes the shot untraceable. *taps temple*
Also, I might not be any fun to play Scrabble with. lol
Oh I’m getting lit either way
Thanks, I didn’t remember that. 🤬