I had a lesson in friction really early on in childhood trying to use this barefoot. Even braking at a super slow speed got that thing HOT.

This meme is about boiling pasta. You butter before you boil? Weird.

He went mask off after having his sexual misconduct come out. Real easy crowd to stay good with when that happens.

If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*

What’s it to you, smoothskin?

If they’re in the microwave, he can have them.

Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?

And then you turn on dubs and it’s all “And such as this and thus, as I have said so, and I declare in this moment.”

Would it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water.

I have a non-tactile mechanical keyboard so sometimes I fat finger a couple keys. I regularly just delete the last 2 characters I typed and redo it and it works more often than not. But it still feels anxiety inducing.

Well they also shit and don’t wipe and that’s never given a second thought. It’s mostly clean after sure but let’s not kid ourselves, they’re getting shit particles on stuff. If you let your dog on any furniture, which like cmon why wouldn’t you, then that’s another contradiction. They are definitely getting nasty things on them and you end up laying on the couch one night without a thought, again.

You also have mites that live in your eyelashes. The world is a pretty gross place and being grossed out by some dog saliva, when they just wanna love you, is a weird double standard that I’d have to reconcile if I agreed.

I kiss my wife and I lick her butt too.

And tomorrow a good flobday!

Have you ever visited the Chinatown section in a major city?

Maybe it’s because I didn’t read the books but Inaro was underwhelming in general. Like I was supposed to care about how big of a threat he is but his character was so cartoonish.

5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.

Along with knowing whether things are empty. I’d be the perfect bouncer.

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Nah, that’s bullshit. Might as well make some similar memes with minorities in the second panel, I’m sure that’ll go over well.

Yeah, just insult everyone and tell some people not to get offended. Nice.

Username TokenBoomer acts full of themselves. Who would have thought?