The previous incumbent lost during a major crisis, which is supposed to be like the most sure-fire way for a president to get re-elected.

I think the rulebook is taking a break at the moment.

That last one sounds straight out of Veep lol

This guy tomorrows

Lol I’ve always wanted to be able to find videos that contain red, green or blue

Fortunately the other colors don’t interest me

I am extremely smart

Always funny

There’s a lot of wtf here, I’ll start with — why is eBay doing Scientology kind of shit to people

This man clearly thinks outside the box, maybe his client is super guilty and the poop Pringles can was part of his lawyer’s plan to get the guy off somehow

I’m glad to hear this is fake but it seemed 100% believable to me

Last line they refer to student loans

Lol i made it all the way down to Bazinga before I realized this probably isn’t factual

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