Well, that feels nice to hear. 🙄

Hey baby, are you an angel?

Because you’d have to be to put up with my BS.

Is it true that all these parliament buildings are so spiky so giant hobos won’t nap on them?

Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!

As you can see, cootie infections have declined 63% under my administration.

I still can’t fucking believe the same guy directed Zoolander 2 and Severance.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/1580927 🐨

It pries, it scrapes, it can do anything!

First one to fall on top of their opponent wins.

Nice stick.

If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.

Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…

I always figured the block and struggle maneuver was the whole point. Like arm wrestling except the loser gets his eye poked out.

They even padded up her shoulders. She got unironically balenciaga’d by the fashion industry.

He wears a disguise to get some delta flies, but he’s not Tom Paris, he’s a Proton Boo.

Premeditating the murder of a plant.

If a big magnet protects spaceship earth from cosmic rays, a smaller magnet should protect spaceship enterprise from death rays.

But seriously, my take was always that there was something like an inner and an outer hull, and by polarizing them with opposing charges you might reinforce them so explosions are less likely to blast the outer hull off. Kind of like a magnetic lock around the entire ship.

I had no idea, but my god the body language is exactly the same, isn’t it?

Man who makes only gangster movies angry at people who make only superhero movies.

Edi: Blah, replied to wrong comment.

Good news! There’s a new technology called an ‘e-bike’, which makes this problem (and wind, and sweat, and physical condition) completely irrelevant.