Just rewrite it with 80% functionality and force migrations on the users. Once the remaining 20% “edge cases” that require serious effort hop to the next job - where you where hired to “maintain” such a system and “just add a small feature here and there”. Ooops.

all other employers demand modern technologies

There are a lot of employers that’ll throw good money at you for maintaining and extending their outdated crap. Have you ever considered learning COBOL?

They played us for complete fools!

Yeah, there is a wide spread in distribution. Some blood cells, skin epithelium and some gastric cells only live for a few days.

As most of the human cells die and get replaced within a few years, humans are already beings of Theseus.

You deliberately left out the third panel. Thank you for that.

Nah, Tucker worked on the Moonlander Project (which got the Starfleet recruitment officer to believe that he has actual experience in aerospace engineering and landed him his current job).

Hu is the new leader of China!

Unless it’s a Sidewinder, or if you’re really fancy an AMRAAM

An American air-to-air missile modified for naval use, deployed on a land based Warsaw Pact launcher. Now that’s something!

Cardassian justice system - you can take only two.

Three fries short of a Happy Meal.

God no. Cookie Monster is still great.

I can’t, literally. It’s now what comes to mind when hearing those songs. They kinda have that abusive dom vibe.

I used to enjoy this, sadly I no longer can.

Heck, the average SUV is taller than a Panzer I.

This is getting out of hand!

Yea, but only after they figured out that having tons of seashells onboard each space ship is a terrible idea if you haven’t invented replicators yet.

Wolf 359

So, basically this?