You talking to me?

Can I interest you in our lord and saviour, carnivorous plants?

Is Dr Patches’ degree medical or academic?

Ugh, my username is also Bort

That’s a kookaburra

Just a lowly, lowly cook

Have you tried calling the new number for the emergency services recently? Fortunately there’s a little jingle to help you remember it.

Even these lads can tell this isn’t a car

You’ve not been to my local then?

Look at big lad OP here having sex every two years!

The SNP master plan!

@bort

You talking to me?

Repeat with exponential growth, starting asking everyone you know if they want any spiderlings

Where do you think you are?

if bear not friend why snoft and round

I want to see the cat but I can’t, are you able to direct link the video?

Hello, yes, this is dog

Do you guys not just put your hand luggage under the seat?

Sitting still for the photo and everything!

Count in binary up to 1023 on your hands you filthy casual