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I’ve never heard of this. I watched a bunch of you’re videos on it. It. Is. Awesome.

You dawg; you’re perfect!

I was in a punk band when I was younger. We were mid set in a shitty bar. My amp started to spaz out. Like cutting in and out every few min. This old dude jumped on stage and kicked it really hard. Patted me on the back, handed me a shot, and jumped down (all mid song). Never had a problem with that amp again. Used it for years after. Old punk rocker magic. Nothing to laugh at.r

You know what’s up

I was visiting Ukraine for work for about a month. Me and my coworker found ourselves at a country bar… Bit weird. We were wasted. Dudes have ar 15s out front as bouncers. Too many drinks led to a five alarm fire in my bowels. The weird fish early on didn’t help I’m sure. Found a stall just in time. Unload. No toilet paper. I wiped with the local currency. I’m so ashamed to this day. This was around 2019. I’m a shit american.

Shit. That’s a big oops. Been a very long day.

Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.

Unholy Confessions In My Ass

Started a punk band as a teen. Favorite song I wrote Called Lost Opposum. I feel this deeply.

Saddest day of my life not being able to get a hotdog without a card. Woman literally laughed in my face and said well if you’re too cheap… I wanted to go home and sic my wife on her. But I’m petty like that. A month a ago and I’m still so but hurt. Like why insult me and my finances?

Somebody needs some birth control…

That’s what the hidden fask is for. Grade A Cambodian breast milk.

I love you already. Favorite authors? Ray Bradbury and Arthur C Clark.

Old ass musty smelling paperback. 50’s and old racist 60’s sci-fi books smell best. I have a problem.

I was a manager. It made me a bastard. I went back to coding.

I love as a Sr Software engineer every company I’ve ever worked for goes tits up because of … WiFi. Lol like wut? Are we not the embodiment of tech? I have a nighthawk router and NEVER have wifi problems. My ISP is less sturdy than I am. And I’ve regularly had entire engineering teams connected to the same router with full speeds. I love you router.

Hate the player not the game.

My man!

I wish I was this dedicated to… Anything