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  • Xephonian@retrolemmy.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldFreeloaders
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    6 days ago

    Jesus was magic. When you can pull fish and bread out of your ass then we can talk about giving other peoples hard work away for free.

    Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, Jesus gave thanks and broke them. Then he gave them to the disciples, and the disciples gave them to the people. They all ate and were satisfied, and the disciples picked up twelve baskets full of broken pieces that were left over. The number of those who ate was about five thousand men, besides women and children.

    Moisened bints lobbing schimtars at people is no method of governance and neither is magicians pulling food out of a hat.

    Wankers.




  • Xephonian@retrolemmy.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldRock Eagle Flag
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    12 days ago

    Problem is, gun are useful.
    They protect our children.
    They protect our food supply.
    They protect our freedom.

    And people have been killing each other for centuries before guns were invented. Thinking that guns are the reason for death is clearly propaganda. But you all know that. I’m just here to point out what actual reality looks like. Since none of you have ever touched grass.











  • and attack anyone who goes through the door with whatever you can throw

    Gee, it’s almost like having a deadly weapon that can be wielded by almost anyone, and would do an excellent job at protecting those children, would be a good idea.

    Naw, let the children fight off bullets with books and paperweights. Life’s a bitch - no sense in coddling them.