Please, I can only get so turned on…

Do you… Do you not, already? Does not everyone?

…oh, no. ʕʘᴥʘʔ

If you’re familiar with his roles in ER and X-Files, he must give off strong as hell “literally rip my flesh apart” vibes, to casting directors.

Shit, dude. My iron was at 2 after my last blood test. They keep pumping me full of star stuff–pow, straight in the veins–and I just keep burning through it. Why, stars, why! Why does thou forsake me! I am very tired, stars.

Is this Welsh?

/s

Now, with Listeria! ™️ –for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!–

“[Thing] is a game changer!”

Almost always used in the context of brand-speak/commercial marketing. What’s the game, guys? Corporate propaganda? Cause no, using an app to book a handyman that pays to be advertised on your service, or buying microplastic encapsulated detergent is not a goddamn “game changer” for anyone, besides the shareholders.

Out of curiosity, and if you don’t mind sharing, what hobbies have you picked up, or have been exploring?

Did… Did the crocodiles make that sign?

I was reminded

It’s probably a term used elsewhere too, but in the US Navy, when it’s coming from both ends, especially stationed or deployed on ship, it’s the double dragon. Ship food is bad. Ship food is rejected prison food. Moldy. Horrible. Absolute garbage. Garbage would probably be safer.

Only Honk.

Or

“There are no genders. Only Honk.”

Make a new website, and/or make a new HonkBusters.

Alternatively: “Where we’re going, we won’t need genders to honk…”

Who’s easily confused with Stretch “Bicycle” Aldrin! Those silly astronauts.

Oh, holy hell, I just uncontrollably giggled at that for so long, my chest hurts. I sent it to my only group of friends, and it looks even better in smaller thumbnail form. Good gracious.

Hah! Billy Eichner’esque Craig outbursts about nonsense are definitely more my thing, when I’m not quietly nonstop mumbling about something, but we both definitely have “I don’t understand my sound volume” energy. Periodically, “I don’t care about about how loud I am, the world is on fire” energy.

Is this my husband’s speaking voice? 🫴🦋

Rich Evans, man. Sexy, talented, honey-voiced genius.

Lol, I’ve been checked out many times. I have Celiac and IBD, plus bouts of pancreatitis (which especially makes fried foods icky to digest) - minus the teeny amount of protein, it’s pretty much all ingredients that upset my insides and beyond. Had two abdominal surgeries, which have improved the hell out of the above, but a stupid rare genetic disorder makes all the above chronic, regardless. Plus, I’m an idiot! :D And already befevered and sick with who knows what, so delicious mild self-torture doesn’t really add much, right now.

Lordy, I finally gotta say it lol, @ ickplant, sometimes by proxy of your posts, I think you might be related to my soul. <3

I literally told my spouse yesterday that all the creatures on my shoulders must be devils, when I said to order like, 6 things of takoyaki, even though I can’t really properly digest a single one of their ingredients, but they’re so good, I don’t care about the pain oh gods yes I do today