Between grocery prices and 12 different streaming services who keep upping their prices, we’re getting gouged on the bread and circuses too.

He’s in a hoodie, take him out!

Agreed, but they’ll inevitably fuck those up too.

Hey, that geiser was three times over the legal limit. It was hot acid and whiskey.

Ignorance is bliss, defund NOAA!

#SharpiesArePredictiveTools #ConeOfCertainty

The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I’m not sure why I joke about that, I’m sure it’s already a thing.

That thing is cool AF.

I hate frivolous lawsuits as much as anyone, but this seems very reasonable. Fix my stuff and let me keep the piece and we’re cool.

Sophisticated computer scripts

if (request) { Connection.Stream(video); }

Aside from a back alley, where do you find a doctor to perform this?

Palin was my exit from the party. I was too young and influenced to realize Bush was a goober, but after Palin opened her mouth years later, I made the Seinfeld theater exit and haven’t looked back. That was a slippery slope and they went straight Slip 'N Slide down it.

Yeah, you guys try making 20-30 xitposts a day. He deserves pay that is best expressed in scientific notation.

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We paid for cable and streaming services too. They’ll milk us to dust, then run ads on the remaining pile.