You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?
How do you feel about punctuation?
I’m glad someone else remembers that movie.
Buried a fish under a tree once, fuckin dog had that shit dug up in 5 minutes and was rolling around in it.
I ate too many pot cookies once thinking they were weak and then went to bed a couple hours later. I had a dream of floating in complete blackness and then a blinding white light hit me along with the loudest sound I’ve ever heard. I woke up sitting bolt upright in bed sweating through my sheets then called my friend babbling about how I saw God in a dream lmao
I’m on a synthwavey kick right now so I’m calling out Maximum Love.
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6iDI0sHLIeFIkZk6BKJBVQ?si=N-DjClfbQIK4WLL5Lmr0pQ
The margins
She looks broken
It’s almost fascinating how he says all that and his conclusion is that ‘Trump shouldn’t have said it’ and not ‘Trump is a liar and taking advantage of his own supporters’.
It’s not easy being green.
Christofascism will fuck you up inside.
Prehistoric bone study
The brain is the largest erogenous zone.
It’s true though, way too gamey.
Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled “DP for universal healthcare” or “gang bang to end the war in Gaza”.
Looks like it’s going fast just sittin there
He’s chasin da fishes now