Wow this is amazing. My dad and I used to compete against each other to get the highest score on our old PC. Thanks for the recommendation

It’s very versatile though. Every time my wife asks “why does it xyz?”, in my most dramatic voice “because it was real”

She hates it lol

Thank you, cunt

I don’t get it

Maybe when he’s waffling on going into the door of the dead? I can’t remember if he says Legolas or Aragorn though

Kinda reminds me of the Bone comics by Jeff Smith. I don’t know if they were popular or not but I used to get them from the library all the time as a kid

Swedish kebab pizza feels like it shouldn’t exist, but it’s honestly so good

The little x in the corner

The Italian Job. I was unaware of the Aerosmith connection!

I used this for years without telling my wife it was from a movie. She was not happy with me when she eventually saw it for the first time

You just gave me a new headcanon: the entire dune universe is just tiny people. The worms are normal sized worms being ridden by very small fremen

His fastest way to tie laces has been my go to for years

What about modding a printer with a needle to play records? Could that be done?

I’m loving this new crossover. His cape would have to be made of terry cloth

Not gonna lie, that does have a funnier ring to it

You know, I wasn’t convinced about this theory until he got to the belly button explanation. It just ties the 4 earth day ONEness God-man truth together so nicely.

100% worth it. I got my first pair 3 years ago and only just wore a hole in them. Gonna send them in for my new pair soon.

I grew up calling them egg on toast lol. We weren’t only unimaginative, we couldn’t even describe the food right

Wow I’ve never read that, I love the ending!

Is there any way to prevent search information from being linked to me? Like some way so ad companies can’t even gather than information That would be great