I might have to take you up on that code. I’m currently on Torchr, and it’s… not great.
I might have to take you up on that code. I’m currently on Torchr, and it’s… not great.
He won’t spend a day in prison. I don’t believe it will happen. Even if he gets sentenced, he’ll just drop dead before setting foot in a cell.
Don’t forget they have to decide whether they hate Bud, Miller, or Coors Light this week.
Honestly surprised that people will have to be caught in fireable offenses during downsizing.
Yeah you really only have to get very good at parsing through the subtleties of dinner invitations.
Out of pocket has an alternate meaning of someone doing something out of line or wildly inappropriate.
Unless they fall into the industrial equipment, then you absolutely cannot take the children out of the jam factory.
Honestly? Interesting tactic. Look so ridiculous that everyone at the airport is too embarrassed to ask if that’s a half kilo of coke under a toupee.
At 14, I looked back on 10 year old me and thought “wow what an idiot I was.”
At 18, I looked back on 14 year old me and thought “wow what an idiot I was.”
At 22, I started noticing a pattern.
Yeah but the rest of human history didn’t involve the threat of nuclear annihilation always looming on the horizon.
Wow I haven’t thought about grooveshark in years…
As a server, southerners stare at me in wide eyed awe when I pour a disgusting amount of simple syrup into a glass of iced tea.
A week or so on Lemmy and I’ve seen this slur on like 3 different occasions. It’s disappointing. I guess I was just more familiar with what communities to avoid on reddit (wsb) if I didn’t want to see it.
I wish that Bernie was my real dad.