I’m inclined to push Christmas out of November entirely in response to hearing Mariah Carey in stores in October. Concessions only embolden them.

The war on Christmas will continue until it ends its illegal occupation of November.

Swords and scum? My money is on shadiversity.

My biggest issue was the deus ex machina solution. Oh cool, you can magically do whatever you want as long as you imagine it hard enough, and oh look ender has a magical super ai because he’s ender goddamn main character syndrome wiggin. Literally every plot line solved.

Also ender is a pretty terrible character. Probably as bad as Bella, even.

Escalated? Oh do tell me how exactly that’s going to work. We’re already at a full scale invasion with nearly a million casualties. What, are they going to invade harder? Fuck off, spew russian propaganda elsewhere. If you need help grasping the concept, here’s a handy chart.

You’re trying to assign agency to a natural process. It doesn’t work like that no matter how many times you ask why.

Children of the mind by Orson Scott card. I actually powered through xenocide even though it was awful, but lost all hope by the next book.

It’s been so long but I don’t think they were terribly written. I mean the characters are trash and Bella is a dumb bitch, but I wasn’t frustrated enough to actually stop reading. I’ve only put down one book for good so maybe I’m not the best measure to judge by, though.

I love how they just smash “-ies” onto any word. I started using “sunnies” for sunglasses after hanging out with a few aussies.

The original did. I assume this would as well.

They don’t count.

We already have birds. Give us flying possums or dragons.

We DO NOT want Indians remote driving cars in America holy shit.

I couldn’t even. Watching this shoet video convinced me to carry a bat if I ever rode a bike in the city. Just smash any vehicle in my way.

They mean mcdonald’s burgers, not real burgers. And the fact that they’re 3.50 is a fucking travesty to begin with.

It’s still pretty significant. It means a lot of Republicans basically got a 10% pay cut overnight.

Identify as straight. F1nn5ter could absolutely get it.

Fuzzy jellybeans!

You have the best posts and I appreciate the shit out of you.

They do this in John wick but it still strains suspension of disbelief when you realize most of the events of the first two movies take place in like 2 or 3 days. Nobody survives that shit, I don’t care how droopy your breasts are.

It’s kenm levels of cluelessness, so with, I think.