Wait a minute… You thought it was a variation of “Mah Bucket” didn’t you? I see it now!
How on earth does that resemble anything related to a seal?
Florida just got a freaking shit ton of water from the hurricane.
Why don’t they just pump it from there?
God, the irony of MTV playing this as their very first music video.
What woman would want to marry sometime that felt the need to put his political career over their relationship? Sounds like a match made in heaven
Goddamn you…
No problem! Enjoy your alcoholic adventure!
Plenty of good cheap bourbon out there:
Cheapest, but very drinkable:
A little more expensive, but amazing:
Dick Turner
“You seem like the type of girl that gets her propane from Mega Lo Mart, I tell you hwut.”
Omg. This changes everything
I’ve got one of these. They’re great for if you accidentally drop your pick.
They are not, however, a goddamn pick souvenir dispenser! No, you can’t have a free pick you skeezy little jerk! Get off my stage!
That’s why you use the same username and password everywhere! Duh!
Whatta Man in my ass
Not the Push It i was listening to, but this works even better! 😂
Well, this could not have worked out better…
Push It in my ass