Knowing companies like Twitter they probably had some Minority Report style psychological profile on you from their intrusive data collection and predicted you were there to troll.

Good sound quality but shame about the loudness and compression on a lot of CD releases of the last 15 years or so though.

“Jez, can you tell me, as a mate, someone who knows me really well, is the bottom half of me on fire?”

It was Coldplay.

Yep, way more. Much to the detriment of my work.

Excellent, thanks.

Great, thanks. I’ve just activated biometrics.

I’m trying out Bitwarden after moving to a Sony phone (my Samsungs came with their inbuilt password manager) however it keeps asking for a master password all the time. Is that normal?

Finger drum

I’ve seen this more times than my own family

Yuck.

Bring on Boost for Lemmy

I had one of these earlier today which included a horse. Due to the horse meat scandal in the UK I have most likely unwittingly eaten many horses.

Post apocalyptic

Fantastic news. This’ll really scratch the itch.

Blud is pseudo-Jamaican slang used by annoying teenagers who want to pretend they are in gangs. Similar to when Americans who were into rap called each other “G”. The phrase originates from the Jamaican patois phrase blud clot.