MAGMA: Make Americans Great Meth Again

TFA = The Fucking Article

“Stupid face, you don’t need that nose!” - America

If my grandchildren get to leave their squishy meat suits I’ll be so happy for them

Summary of TFA: A couple people got dragged out, but the klan rally was mostly uninterrupted.

People there like her. Because they are awful like all people.

I expect Xitter will be full of “don’t taze me bro” spinoffs

On second thought the bots aren’t that smart.

If I get offered a job in an office I’m gonna demand a private jet, too.

“What do you mean ICs don’t get private jets?!”

Writing shit down used to be a full time job. They’d just sit there and write and add their own interpretation and draw knights on snails and killer rabbits and shit.

This isn’t any different except the medium is more transient.

When will people learn that they don’t care and have no shame.

I’m jealous because I love my kitty and my hammock but my kitty doesn’t love my hammock. You’re so lucky!

You’re doing it wrong.

You write the macros, tell no one, and give three people an easy income.

If necessary, add random errors so they think you’re still doing it manually.

MFers got no class solidarity…

That America is the best and most free country in the world.

David Graeber’s “Debt” goes pretty deep into the implications of making this sort of thing a transaction

But if you had to pick one of those to define the core of Christian faith - like Passover defines the core of Judaism - wouldn’t it be Easter?

ETA: Watching the Rugrats nail someone to a cross to explain Easter would have been WILD

Ah yes, the “no fun allowed” stance that is so successful

Also, isn’t Easter more important? Everybody is born but only one primate came back to life, which is the important part.

At least you’re better than most Jesus freaks who try to square the circle and say holly stands for Jesus or something.

So when should they have the secular Christmas special which is the holiday most people celebrate?

I got told to do something, nobody bothered me all day, and I got it finished before I stopped working for the day.

Okay, so how about the elves? The reindeer? The holly and mistletoe? The tree?

Do you honestly think Jesus was born on December 25? And that Santa and all his elves were there?

It would be hard to include all of the traditions co-opted to create Christmas in a half hour kids show.

1. Programmers invent AI
2. Executives use AI to replace programmers
3. Executives rehire programmers for thousands of dollars an hour to fix AI mistakes.