That’s just IRL weirwoods

I never quite understood that. Why a sock? Why not anything else?

Oh my sweet summer child…

All roads are gonna be blocked by defunct cars. If we’re more than 5-10 years into the post-apocalypse, the roads are gonna be a series of craters. Still, a mountain bike will beat a horse in terms of utility. I wonder how the two compare in terms of repair-ability.

You might be on to something

Horses can’t be beat in the post-apocalypse for speed, but for most other things you probably want a donkey or mule. Far sturdier, easier to handle, can eat anything, and has no regard for wolves.

Did you not read the post? I am not fucking Jewel Beetles. I am fucking beer bottles. Get your facts right.

I love being a Jewel Beetle. Have you seen them? They’re dazzling.

Yeah I stopped reading it when it became more smut than story, too

Not chlorophyll, but retinol. Purple solar powered humanoids.

So that’s why I like cooking! Always wondered about that.

Academia is a Junji Ito reference

Dresden Files? More like Dresden Fucks, amirite hehehe

HELA remembers

Just using some tiny mammoth population on an isolated island in Siberia to state “MAMMOTHS WERE STILL ROAMING THE EARTH WHEN BLAH BLAH BLAH” is somewhat disingenuous.

Several, yes. Egypt, Uruk, Indus, etc

I get a metric fuckton of them during the rainy season. Swarms of dragonflies. Needless to say, I do not have a mosquito problem.

Protomolecule zombies

Just sing the Tom Lehrer Elements song

bah, let them meat munchers dig themselves an early grave, who cares? World’s fucked anyway.