And get them a a Pepsi

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I’ve consistently voted towards better healthcare options, for all the good it’s ever done (read: not even a little bit.)

There are dozens of us, dozens!

What a picture, indeed

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me! Just one Pepsi!

Pretty sure they’re from Germany lol

I don’t know which would be worse - the fact that you had this on deck ready to go for just such an occasion as this, or that you went out of your way to custom-make this. Either way, absolute power move

Its the title of a Philip K. Dick short story that later became the basis for Blade Runner. Excellent read if you’re into scifi

867-5309

It takes her only 2-3 repetitions to learn a new word, it’s wild. She’s super clever but also the doofiest dog I’ve ever seen, it’s hilarious

I speak to my dog in complete sentences which was a mistake because now she knows every synonym for park, walk, treats, and any time we’re referring to her even if we just say ‘her,’ ‘it,’ or ‘the hound.’ She even learned that any time we spell a word it’s related to something she likes and she goes bonkers.

You know I hate to say I told you so

Obliviously they meant obvious

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Far out, man

Thank you, that would have been bugging me all day

I know who Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter are but I’m not familiar with the original photo. I feel like I should be, though

Sleep is awesome. Getting shit done, now that’s the thing that’s overrated

Fs in the chat, bois

Fair enough, it really does depend on how old the kids are, but the mental image was too funny to me