Plot twist: the vibrator’s not on the ceiling. The downstairs neighbor just REALLY likes the sound of feet walking.

How long until you go back?

Marx was famously an atheist. He wore a fedora. He attended the Satanic Temple. He had a Baphomet tattoo on his left thigh. He talked about psychedelics a lot more than he took them, but he did take them. You know, atheist stuff.

Yeah Trump is a contrarian, not a dove

I see the woke time police are out in full force

It’s 80% more expensive to be able to afford a home compared to 2020

I got a 3% raise this year. They called it a “cost of living” raise. My ass.

I promise I’m not purposefully ignoring you I just forgot and could use a nudge

Unless the trolley is traveling with infinite velocity or the people have infinitely small mass, it would never make it past its first countable infinity of people. Therefore there is no difference.

I’ve tried helping local organizers with this and the onus is always on me to put in tremendous effort into explaining why it’s a big deal. Like I need to impart half an IT degree as well as an abridged history of cointelpro. People generally just don’t understand enough to put in the effort and likely add friction to their workflows.

Why be like this?

I would guffaw if beehaw defawed