The average person has one boob and one testicle.
It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.
Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.
Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?
Seriously, you can’t have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.
I mean, you kinda were.
I just use the printer at work.
Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much money on avocado toast and fancy covfefe.
It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.
It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.
I just wish they made a body on frame small truck.
So it’s her fault the toothpaste and deodorant are behind lock and key?
Demolition edition? I’ma need SIX seashells for this.
Just remember, you only have control of your second thought and first action.
I’m not a fan of induction cooktops that turn off when you lift up the pan. I was cooking soft scrambled eggs at my aunt’s house and kept having to turn the stove back on every time I lifted up the skillet for more than about 3 seconds. It was super frustrating.
Setting VPN to Poland works.
The windows key is the best key for determining whether or not your keyboard disconnected, or if windows itself has locked up.