CelloMike
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8·10 days ago“Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge”
4·12 days agoWelcome to one of the big unsolved problems in physics
Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it
The audience were not on his side 😆
1·27 days agoWhen I started this company, I had only two things - a dream, and six million pounds
The orks are stupid, but also have psychic powers that mean if they believe something hard enough it just happens - eg they believe painting their ships red makes them go faster, so they do, and it works
Mountains? More like NOTHINGS
30·1 month agoT̸͎͇̠̳͉͎̀̈́̀̽h̶̗̃̔́̈́̋i̴̳̖͖̗̬͙̣͇̊̀̎͂̈́̾̑̃͜͝ͅs̶̛͎͛̅̆̽́͊̎̈́̚ ̸̧̼͕̣͚̩͑̆o̵̞̥̺̳̼̅̓̈͆̕ṇ̵͚̳̓̇̆̆̊̄̚̚ȅ̴̳̰͖̜̝̪͔͈̑̀̀̅̒̄̔̚
In the UK you can’t even buy that many at once 😆 without a prescription at least - paracetamol and ibuprofen are usually 16 per pack and they don’t let you buy more than one of each
20·2 months agoAll hail the God Who Hates You Unconditionally 👌
12·2 months agoMost of the major newspapers (this is from a UK perspective but I’d imagine they’re accessible in other places) have a live news page for big developing news stories - the BBC site is probably a good unbiased-ish one
They had to hire a vampire for this one
I’m a big fan of -ussy as a suffix, especially when it’s wildly unsuitable for the purpose
It’s utterly ruined ales describing themselves as “citrussy”
1·2 months ago(Not sure why but I can’t see or reply to y’all’s comments on Boost - but yes, it is Padley Gorge)
In that picture? It’s a bee, contemplating leaping from the edge and ending it all after reading that article
Hold the newsreader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
To use another from the very late 1900s
The years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
The Dollop
Particularly the 1908 New York Paris Car Race episode
H O N K