“I’ve been given an RTF, because these are still somehow a thing, better open in WordPad”

I can’t help but feel it looks like he was slapped by a banana or something, his face is slightly curved in some weird way

This was, also, my first programming language ever. Oh the memories of typing it in from one of those books on the one computer we had in our classroom…

No, MY name is Mud- oh, wait, yeah, carry on.

That’s the spirit!

If it doesn’t immediately spark the interest to buy it, go ahead and wait for it to go on sale. It sounds like you may have buyers’ remorse if it ends up not being your thing and you pay full price.

I got one cheaper on eBay, but it was broken “for parts” that I knew how to fix it cheaply, so really just how much you really, really want one

This is an IT job in a nutshell

Fun to watch once, but definitely not a “rewatch every Christmas” kind of fun movie. So much bad crap just happens over and over again and it just doesn’t feel like a happy story!

Not only will they find it, they’ll end up going to the sketchier sites that don’t do the age verification because they’re not well known enough and not following the laws and they’ll likely get something infected on the computer/network or worse.

Utility usage? Pull up the last 6 months of, like, water use (since you need to have water so it’s a solid metric).

I dunno, that’s a huge plot of land it’s sitting on. That’s easily a $350k fixer upper project home! It’s got personality! No noisy neighbors!

It’s like celebrity children. One day it’s, “Lil’ Bow-Wow enters 2nd grade” and two years later it’s “Lil’ Bow-Wow celebrates his 4th child with his 20 year wedding anniversary coming up”