God gaveen a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to use one at a time.
God gaveen a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to use one at a time.
Where did you work? What kind of Boomer clients did you serve?
I worked fast food in '03, it was closer to 50/50.
Not knowing anything about French, this was my assumption and reasoning.
John Stewart highlighted a few:
“allegedly”
Better?
Yup. California Dept of Public health said basically that.
You got COVID? Whatever, just wear a mask on your mandated in- office days.
https://www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/CID/DCDC/Pages/COVID-19/COVID-19-Isolation-Guidance.aspx
Step 1) Be Attractive.
Step 2) Don’t be Unattractive.
(Attractiveness is subjective)
The analogy I always liked was:
Success is like a carnival dart game.
If you’re poor you probably don’t even get a chance to play. Maybe once with some help from friends and family. But even then, the odds are still not good.
If you’re middle class you can afford a throw or two, significantly increasing the odds of success.
If you’re rich you can afford to throw as many darts as you want until you succeed.
In the show Arrested Development, where the quote referenced in XKCD originated, a character looses their hand to a seal that is set loose (a loose seal).
It’s tenuous at best.
How they see you:
My hometown has an intersection of Miller Ave and Miller Ave.
They have to get through Michael Jordan seasons first.
Yup. First thing I noticed, too. Where’s my blankets? And by blankets I mean cheap unzipped sleeping bag I’ve been using as a blanket for years.
Activated Almonds, I’m sure.
Is CyberNews’ data checker safe? Or is entering an email just confirming a valid email address to the breachers?
Also in one of the the newer films two grunts are walking around on patrol. They hear Kylo Renn having a hissy fit, turn around and walk the other way.
And we would barely have to change the flag in official documents!!
Where are the patriotic Ukrainian beavers in that picture?
I went to a college known for large amounts of bike traffic. We called the water/mud stains on new students “The Freshman Stripe”.
It’d be like Pain and Gain. Throughout the move they would have to keep reminding the audience that it’s based on true events.