You’re gorram right.
Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been a shooting game.
Perhaps every politician should be put on trial at the end of their term in office. Might keep everyone in line. Wait, who am I kidding? Give it a decade and the system will rig the courts to absolve themselves.
These fall under the category of “Half-baked Idea”. This includes any idea that obviously hasn’t been thought all the way through. Half-baked ideas can range from the absurd (e.g. “The Earth is flat.”), to the benignly optimistic (e.g. “Everything works out for the best.”)
Can we reuse the one from Liz Truss?
Garfield has been mailing kittens again.
Depends on which philosophy you ascribe to I suppose. While standard Judeo-Christian philosophy would most likely dismiss the notion of divine orangutans, I for one would posit that orangutans by thier very nature are divine and that humans may in fact be the only creatures on the planet that must struggle toward divinity.
‘And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.’ – from Maskerade by Terry Pratchett.