Dude they sell our data to advertisers and big data for profit. The least they can do is provide some services for us for the amount of analytics they collect from us on a daily basis.

Don’t forget Ezekiel 23:20

“Boss, most of the bricks we have are broken in pieces. We can’t build the wall per specifications.”

“We have a deadline, get it done however possible by the end of the day today.”

🅱️

This is why the discriminator /s is necessary for comments like that.

If I were to tell someone from 70 years ago, “hold on let me get my phone,” while talking about taking a picture, they would think I’m nuts.

The North Koreans aren’t the type to joke around though. He’s almost certainly going to be tortured, and he may never return home unless there is a prisoner swap.

I would have cut out the arrow key / pg up/dn block and reglued the keypad area. I use the keypad far more often than that area.

But I’m also crazy because I have a separate standalone Bluetooth keypad for my left hand as well so I have double the keypads!

I like tuna subs. A good close second would be the ones with lots of pepperoni. 🍕

You would think that Microsoft would have implemented better functionally by now. Yeah they had WordPad but that sucked too.

Like, c’mon, allow me to alt-highlight blocks of text already.

Yeah, I’ve noticed that too. It is unusual for me, Western inclined as I am, to see the pro-Russian side of this conflict. I used to only see that on /r/UkraineRussiaVideoReport (I think that was the name).

I can think of only a few reasons why the military would have you take training in Texas:

• Gunslingin’ with revolvers, single and akimbo

• Practicing the perfect “Yeehaw”

• Wrasslin’

• Combat maneuver training in boots with spurs

• Lasso training

I’m sure they won’t notice a few rolls of toilet paper going missing.

The best languages allow you to program not just emojis as outputs, but with emojis themselves. 🫳⌨️🖥️

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The early Chrome was crazy fast when it had none of the bloat.

This one has a cloth like padding at the forehead, it collects the sweat but gets saturated and beads up on the front and rolls off.

It’s nice to have if it isn’t a lot of sweat, but when your entire face is drenched, it does that.

I was working outside this week (Southern US) and it was an absolutely miserable week. After a half an hour I was drenched in sweat, and it was rolling off my hard hat, getting in my eyes, and I was forced to pace myself and work much slower than I would otherwise be able to do because the heat was that intense.

I was able to drink some of my coconut water reserve because it has the things plants crave.

It’s definitely the worst summer heat I’ve felt since ever.

That’s why I believe that the username crisis is real. Future generations won’t have short usernames and will have to use increasingly longer usernames to have a unique one, or have a Redditesque default [word1][word2][4numbers].

We might as well just go all out and just have everyone use a UUID with minimal chances of username collision.

There’s also the distance between our eyes, the mirror, and the length of the car that we drive that also play an important subconscious role in determining depth perception of the cars in our FOV behind us. This is something you just can’t replicate with a camera as it is fixed in one location that you’re not accustomed to.

We get used to this feeling quickly, even when driving rental cars that aren’t our own. Then our brain adapts to it and we’re all good.