Hey! These make a lot more sense if you didn’t know that the moon is hundreds of thousands of miles away and is the size of Australia. I mean, you would have to have some sort of divine revelation to be accurate about that! Oh… wait.

Goblin Deez nuts

Your TL;DR is about as long as your comment.

Naw, cause they’re a nerd-ass nerd.

They’ll use it when they take a deeper look into something because their curiosity that we fostered was piqued and they discover something new and interesting about our world, adding it to our collective knowledge.

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See, “Lexathoidiopterix” is just not a great name though.

Why would you trust someone summarizing a rag you think is fake news?

Eat the pizzas and keep fighting.

Tiger chiefing on a fat doink

That’s not what this post is about.

Me remembering my wife telling me to get “just the essentials” at the grocery store eyeing up the ciggies, beer, and lottery tickets with our families last 20$ until payday in my pocket.

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Democratic socialists also have had a small but established coalition in the house and Senate for decades too.

Me when I take a bunch of mushrooms and walk out into the rain storm with my underwear on.

Calvin discovers masturbation.

It’s crazy that Trump is being used as the harbinger of Christian nationlism. It’s ironically because he has no morals and will say/do anything to get himself elected.

But you ask anyone who knows anything about fighting and the first thing they tell you to do is to cut your hair short because it’s just an easy handle to grab on to.

Not that it makes it a better argument, but the meme was that millennials were going out to restaurants for an 11$ latte and 15$ avocado toast instead of staying home for breakfast. The whole point, to them, was that coffee and avocado toast had some of the cheapest ingredients you could ever ask for.

Are the genders with you right now?