My area appears to have been hit with a paper towel shortage first. Attempted to get some at Costco today because we legit needed it, but they had none. Went to Lidl and they were running low, but was able to procure some.

They still do this actually. Not quite as cool as when we were kids, but my son brought home a coupon last year for his pizza!

I did this at work recently when my coworker brought me a pack of leftover hotdog buns. Texted my husband that I was having a veggie hotdog, but the fact that I didn’t think to do it until 42 is somewhat embarrassing.

Our son told us he doesn’t recite the pledge of allegiance in class (started last year in first grade). Asked why and he said it’s because of how we talk about the country not taking care of its people. Never prompted, but he has his convictions already.

My 70 year old dad is also in denial. Keeps saying it’s summer and always hot, but complaining about it lasting for 3-4 weeks this far and we’re only mid-July. Then said a week long below average streak would would help because that’s how you get average temps.

As of now, the only product I have to buy to support this atrocious company is Fancy Feast because it’s the only food my picky senior cat will eat.

I see you’ve met my coworker. Often open the microwave to find something she previously heated sitting there. Always gives us a good laugh!