I dont trust him.

He hears the screams of the bits of carpet he hasn’t thrown up on yet.

He was morbidly obese when we got him from the humane society

I often question why he looks so anxiety-ridden all the time, as his day job is napping and property destruction.

It’s funnier to take bad pictures tho. Why else would I have a cat?

Same vibes

No worries lol, I just got very strong r/iamverysmart vibes. Thank you for the info! The meme is really just to make fun of the cat, which tends to be my day job

K?

We coulda told you that without a study bruh

Oh it’s not a puddle, the two are stubbornly stacked up on top of the older orange one and he did not consent

Holy shit

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Oh no, that’s terrible, where? Where exactly?

“Now prisoner 24601…”

I can look at a small open space (trunk, corner of a room, shelves, etc) a and then look at the item I need to fit in that space and say with a decent amount of confidence “yeah that’ll fit perfectly” or “that’s gonna be slightly too big”

We did a case study on this in college. The bakery didn’t refuse service to them, they told the couple that they were more than welcome to pick any of the predesigned cakes they had, but the bakery wouldn’t make a pride specific cake.