Cliffjumper

Sales of fake moustaches are gonna skyrocket

I’ve never been to a wedding where tapping the side of a wine glass didn’t immediately silence the room.

No idea why a gun would be necessary.

Oh no, I completely agree and I continue with it because I really like the service. It just so happens that it’s on top of a whole raft of other increases, some of which are absolutely not justified.

Oh look, another one.

YouTube: premium is increasing

Spotify: we’re increasing your sub

Bank: we’re increasing your mortgage

Supermarket: we’re increasing your food spend

Car insurance: we’re increasing your premium

Household bills: we’re increasing water, gas and electricity

Broadband: we’re increasing your fees

Cellphone: your contract renewal is higher than last year

Salary: fuck you, peasant

Bank Of England: Just stop spending

Disney: Hi …

8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet

Damn straight. You don’t get rich by spending money.

There is. That word is “alles”.

The scene where Hulk jumps into Ultron’s jet and, from off screen, you get James Spader’s exasperated “Oh, for god’s sake”.

Love that moment.

I know, right?

I’m an INTERNATIONAL terrorist, thank you very much.

I’m not about to destroy my OWN country… my government at least does THAT for me!

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