She has been selected. She is The One.

I just really like walking around eating giant turkey legs.

Shibboleths are amazing! Calgary is almost universally pronounced “Cal-Gary” by non-locals, locals say “Calgree”

You’re in my brain

I dunno… Coast Guard?

Gotta brush up on my eyeball shots

Bootcamp® -> Audio Engineer, perhaps?

Recently cleaned and relocated to the kitchen!

… and nothing of value was lost.

That is one helluva nice stick.