How dare we want our country to be better and for our fellow citizens to not die in cartoonishly preventable ways? /s

I love your optimism.

Only thing missing is a CRT to make that warm staticky smell. Looks fantastic though

Unfortunately the live-rotting musk-scented fleshlight probably enjoys this sort of attention.

Still funny though.

That bird has more self awareness than most humans combined

sudo launch -r -target ~

I feel like I’ve been violently ripped back in time to 2011. This is glorious