Come Mr Taliban, tally me banana.

Sounds like you want a Distributed/Decentralized service like Nostr instead of a Federated service like Lemmy, you should join there instead, I’m sure you’d be right at home there.

That sounds really hard, I personally don’t even like wearing long sleeves (feels uncomfortable for me) unless it’s below zero (Celsius, though it’s not a hard limit and some days even if it’s well below it feels hot an uncomfortable to wear long sleeves), so I couldn’t even imagine how uncomfortable wearing a hoodie would feel in very hot weather (though I’m not really the biggest fan of hoodies to begin with, sleeveless ones are kind of Okay though).

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Federating with Threads would be more destructive than it would be beneficial, not to mention Meta’s horrible track record (FYI Meta was Facebook so everything Facebook did Meta also did, don’t ever forget that they’re connected).