These people are fucking nuts.

Where do I buy shoes like the headline picture? I need these stat!

No dogs or westerns allowed!

Oh so you want Trump to get elected!!!1111!!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Earlier this year would’ve been better.

In all seriousness, Snowden didn’t go to Russia. He was on his way to South America (probably Bolivia, Ecuador, or Venezuela) when his passport got cancelled and he got stuck in Rudsia. The EU even grounded Morales’ presidential plane thinking Snowden was in it!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evo_Morales_grounding_incident

You’re an absolute legend! 🖤

I need this, but with Camina from The Expanse as the template!

It didn’t go through and got a fair amount of pushback to be fair, but yeah to even think this was ok. And worst of to fucking wokewash it. Insane.

Wholesome opportunities!

Let me do you one better:

https://malegislature.gov/Bills/193/HD3822

the bill would “restore bodily autonomy to incarcerated folks by providing opportunity to donate organs and bone marrow”

https://theintercept.com/2023/02/19/organ-donor-ethics-prison-massachusetts/

The minister of foreign affairs: don’t talk about my grandad’s bestie like this!!