Dude, my arms kept falling asleep at night. I randomly mentioned this to my physical therapist (I was there after a knee surgery) and he put me on a massage bed and pulled my head. Not like some quack chiropractor, but just slowly pulling my head, stretching my neck. Fuckin problem went away and never returned. Closest thing to real magic I have experienced.

Did you sleep in a chair, or sitting in bed?

Oh shit, you’re right! We found Leslie Knope!!

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Yes, that’s such a shame. Thank you for making me aware that we have no such alternatives.

Nah man, this should be animal rights. Imagine going through life not getting baked even once. Damn, that’s cruel.

(cigarette)

Woah, thank you for this tip! I haven’t heard about this project.

No, I meant the literal phrase “gorilla warfare” in the copypasta gets me every time. You just made an honest wrong assumption, it’s no big deal :)

I’ve read this sooo many times, but for some reason “gorilla warfare” just fucking gets me every time, lmao

Thanks, man! Probably my favorite game of all time!

Found Dick Cheney

Show them license, registration, stuff like that to show compliance. Be respectful and say shit like “i respectfully decline to answer that question, sir”. If they want to search you or your car, say “I do not consent to a search”. They’ll probably search anyway, but even if they do find something, it does not hold in court, because the evidence was collected in an illegal manner.

Breath of the Wild for me!

Ooooh, tell me more about this mythical wire

Yooo, this sounds funny as frickin heck. Anyone knows this?

For some reason they are members of the European broadcasting union

Not gonna lie, I’d be up for some gay weed right now

Do they also masturbate on the clock?

It has a higher pH level than any known acid!!!