You can melt down all the medals and cups I have and they wouldn’t be a plating for the twenty-four karat friendship that I felt for Luz Long at that moment.

What a bad ass

You’re welcome!

I feel like the classic image the mermaid in my head is clamshells as a bra.

You might be thinking of Ariel

Thanks! I’m glad you liked it

One of my favorites

It’s like the magnetic poles, switching on your pilot’s license test day

We are coming for you Pluto

To throw it an appreciation party!!

Speak English to me, doc! I ain’t no scientist.

Some guys got so obsessed with reforming and polishing glass, that they used that to see the vague flickering dots even better.

But also, have you seen the night sky without light and sound pollution? How can someone not just stare at that every night and memorize it?

How did CNN let them say “dick” on the air??

Legit question: Why would someone want to disable Gemini?

The government’s job is to give punk rockers something to sing about

Elon Musk is part of the administration that is helping us identify where we can find…savings.

I wonder what she almost said

Ok, news break! The President of the US is the most obvious foreign actor the country has ever had. This is like if Benedict Arnold was actually President while trying to overthrow the government, then running again and winning. His main goal is to weaken the US as much as possible for his daddy, Putin. If this appointment surprised you, get ready. It’s gonna get a lot worse.

-ssi

He’s a bad.

I can’t imagine a legit celebrity musician coming up with a better music video. Nothing staged is going to beat a “nothing can phase me” dance video during a real live coup.

I was there when he told me, a stranger he met at the Applebee’s Bar that night after he was hitting on my 8-month pregnant wife then tried to pretend he wasn’t after she introduced me to him as her husband, the story while he was drunk.

Reminds me of when I saw a Mountain Spring Water filling station ornamented with a picture of a snow-capped mountain at a Wal-Mart about 500 miles from the nearest mountain and nearly 2k miles from the nearest snow-capped mountain. The thing had pipes out the back going into the wall. That was straight city water that maybe that dispenser filtered a little more if it was properly maintained.

And you don’t want to accept it because that would mean disappointment again.