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Having the hood up gives you a temporary +2 boost to hacking

I’m thinking it’s that little pile in the lower left-hand corner of the frame

11’8" bridge cares not for your “freedoms”

The Model M IS the weapon

This guy definitely has a crypto wallet and a monkey jpeg

Holy shit thank you. I’m always in the car or somewhere where you can’t just casually look something like that up, and by the time I get home I forget. Also the whole feeling awkward about looking it up. It seems like one of those oddly specific things where you kinda have to already know what it is to ask about it (if that makes sense), so it seems suspicious to be asking questions about it

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion

Every so often, Robert Evans from Behind the Bastards mentions this. I want to know what it is so badly, but also don’t want that shit in my search history

Don’t normally like vanity plates but this one definitely gets a pass

Yeah just get it from the gas station like a normal person

If I move too much the grease doesn’t congeal the way I like it

Oof. So You’re not actually vaporized like a regular phaser, just sent to O’Brien’s shadow realm

Well, the “Independent Fact Checkers” claim that South American gnomes don’t exist… I think they’re trying to cover something up. Anyone want to book tickets with me so that we can see for ourselves?

Good catch, that’s really weird. They must be trying to enhance the battered spouse look because that guys looks like he had his soul sucked out through his nose after enduring a 10 round prize fight

The salutation for System Administrator day is “Happy System Administrator Day! Hey, since I’ve got you here do you think you can <insert task here>”

The customary reply is “Thanks! I’ll add it to my list”

The contact patch of a railroad wheel on the rail is only about the size of a dime

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contact_patch

I can imagine that parcel services see so much weird shit that it might be good to have a generic catch-all message when something unexpected happens.

That or you’re gonna have to have a status message for “someone tried to ship 500 ziplock baggies full of astroglide and it took us all afternoon to clean up the sorting machine”

So there’s going to be a fediverse and a mirror fediverse?

Having watched videos like Charlie the Unicorn or Badger Badger Badger, I say let the kids have their fun

If dragons aren’t real, how come you see them in popular media so much? where do the film makers get them? Oh, they used a computer to make them?

Sounds like dragon denier talk

The perfect mint to pop after having just brushed your teeth