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minus-squareXusontha@ls.buckodr.inklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 months agoWho is Janeway then? What about any of the other captains?
minus-squareGreenMario@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48arrow-down1·11 months agoCaptain Mom: Captain Mommy:
minus-squaregregorum@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-211 months agoQ: But you’re a mommy to this crew! Janeway: 🙄
minus-squareStamets@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-211 months ago Archer: Captain Fonz Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin Pike: Captain Daddy Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle Burnham: Captain Older Sister Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle Sulu: Captain Hornier Uncle Picard: Captain Grandpa Riker: Captain Horniest Uncle Sisko: Captain Dad Janeway: Captain Step-Mom Freeman: Captain Mom Seven: Captain Mommy Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping) Raffi: Captain Born Again Aunt Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)
minus-squareSeraph@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-211 months agoPretty sure this is just a reflection on me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoUnf yeah I hope they have an extra cell for me, too.
minus-squareTheMongoose@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months ago Picard: Captain Grandpa Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.
minus-squareStamets@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoTo be fair I meant grandpa as more of a state of mind. Also you shut up with your devil facts right this instant.
minus-squareTheMongoose@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoHush you, I’m not old, you’re old. *cries
minus-squareStamets@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoWe’re both old and falling apart me thinks.
minus-squareXusontha@ls.buckodr.inklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoSaru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast
minus-squareXusontha@ls.buckodr.inklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoI figured it was Sulu lol
minus-squareStamets@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoYeah, not sure why I went to Saru on that. Also it was at that moment that I realized how close Saru and Sulu are. It was also at that moment that I had woken up to take a leak, saw the message on my phone, and blurry eyed fixed it lol
minus-squareEnsign_Crab@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-211 months agoJellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Threats to Send You to Military Boarding School Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle Harriman: Captain Cameron
minus-squarejmcs@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoKirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)
Who is Janeway then? What about any of the other captains?
Captain Mom:
Captain Mommy:
Q: But you’re a mommy to this crew!
Janeway: 🙄
Archer: Captain Fonz
Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher
Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin
Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin
Pike: Captain Daddy
Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle
Burnham: Captain Older Sister
Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle
Sulu: Captain Hornier Uncle
Picard: Captain Grandpa
Riker: Captain Horniest Uncle
Sisko: Captain Dad
Janeway: Captain Step-Mom
Freeman: Captain Mom
Seven: Captain Mommy
Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping)
Raffi: Captain Born Again Aunt
Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad
Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)
Pretty sure this is just a reflection on me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.
Me (in Horny Brig):
Unf yeah I hope they have an extra cell for me, too.
Captain Mirror Mommy
Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.
To be fair I meant grandpa as more of a state of mind.
Also you shut up with your devil facts right this instant.
Hush you, I’m not old, you’re old.
*cries
We’re both old and falling apart me thinks.
What about Dax?
Space mistress
Saru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast
Oops. Fixed.
I figured it was Sulu lol
Yeah, not sure why I went to Saru on that. Also it was at that moment that I realized how close Saru and Sulu are. It was also at that moment that I had woken up to take a leak, saw the message on my phone, and blurry eyed fixed it lol
Jellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Threats to Send You to Military Boarding School
Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle
Harriman: Captain Cameron
Kirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)