Previously, we established that you shouldn’t go to a serious event in Australia with the expectation that spider fucking will occur. I’m going to be visiting soon, are there particular events that I might visit where there is a reasonable chance of spider fucking occuring?
I’m not particularly in to spiders - I’m open minded, but it would need to be the right spider - I just don’t want to turn up to something and get caught out
Is this how Peter parker was born?
No this is how Peter Parker got a wife