• swab148@startrek.website
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    1 year ago

    See, I feel heard in this. Not to brag, but I’m 6’4" and “things” are proportional. I sometimes step over stuff that others wouldn’t, but I’d hesitate at a chair. There’s too much risk, he’d have to have a tight nutsack all the time.

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      1 year ago

      So what I’m hearing is “Hey, Stamets, I’m perfect. Wanna go on a date?”

      I’m loving the idea of you just striding around everything casually stepping over cars, walls and shopping malls but you get to one chair and go around it. See… this is why I need sleep.

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        1 year ago

        I mean, if you’re ever in North Texas…

        Yeah, I’m like a weird Godzilla that way. I pick up busses, but then I put them back down as I make my way to the center of town.

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          I’m in Canada… That counts as North Texas, right?

          At least you’re a polite Godzilla. It could be worse. We had one up here in Toronto where he kept unbalancing the busses tires. Total nightmare.