neidu3@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoWho's fastest, Sonic or The Flash?message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareWho's fastest, Sonic or The Flash?neidu3@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFenderStratocaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·1 day agoNeither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can’t walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.
minus-squareFenderStratocaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoNo, he had Yeezy’s. This wasn’t 1964.
Neither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can’t walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.
P.F. Flyers?
No, he had Yeezy’s. This wasn’t 1964.
That was Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez