Just break the law. You’ve not stated what the sentence is and it doesn’t sound very enforceable

My allotment would be taken up by my wife and kids. So I’d have to ask.

Killing in the Name - Rage Against The Machine

And, then continue to listen whatever I want.

Peter Gabriel- In Your Eyes

Some mashup song that combines 5-6 songs

Either Till It’s Over or Once Again by Tristam

A really hard question, id have to go with a classic. Elton John’s Rocket Man.

Baby shark

Then I can still torture my enemies

If it’d never get old,

The Cranberries - Zombie

However, for a track that wouldn’t get old for me very quickly

VØJ, Narvent - Memory Reboot

We Are The Others by Delain

Daughters of Darkness, by Halestorm.

Fuck yeah… Yo_oY

Are other people allowed to hear our song when we play it? If so, I choose Macarena and then sell my attendance at parties and weddings and so on.

Dopesmoker by Sleep

This is the Song that Doesn’t End -Lambchops Play Along

Is it illegal for me to hear any other person’s song? Can we co-ordinate? I think with the 8 billion of us we have around we might actually get close to covering the full library of human songs as long as none of us repeats. In that case then I don’t really care which one, I’m happy to be just assigned one to make none of us doubles up. Another question would be how well the human birth rate can keep up with number of new songs people come up with. If we can average out the rate of growth can we just assign any given new song to a registry so we don’t exceed that average and that mete out a new entry from the backlog in the registry to each person as they’re born? Maybe if we can assign a song to each person that has ever lived or at least who’s life was recorded we can add some resilience to account for unexpected low birth yields or something. I’m assuming a song is still “legal” after its person has died. If not it’ll be a bit more complicated.