Man convicted of doing cartoon crimes: “This whole system is political!”
He really messed it up. He should have kept the gold bars and the cash in burlap bags with “$$$” written on them. That way he could have used the highly effective but much maligned Cartoon “$$$” Bags 'o Loot legal defense.
I too love the integrity of a system that would let me sell my soul for solid gold bars.
how is eric adams doing btw
I saw a very grainy vid with terrible audio that seems to have been recorded on a potato. I don’t want to spread misinformation but it’s purported to him in a recent and impromtu rap battle.
Strong 'n powerful Trump
Taking out punks 'cause they chump
Givin’ pardons to those that deserve 'em
Like No-ble Eric Adams who wishes his name ended in “ump”
Then it would rhyme with Trump
The Very Greatest President in Da United States of UmpFrom that point on it’s [inaudible] but Reddit sleuths are hard at work with their analysis so we can only hope, wait, and see if they make progress.
I need the biggest pardon you have.
