• Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Hello!

    Thank you for subscribing to Corporate Facts!

    Did you know your middle manager probably makes double your salary while only doing half the work?

    Please reply “Stop” to discontinue facts, otherwise enjoy more!

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        1 year ago

        Thank you for subscribing to “corporate facts premium,” your credit card has been billed the one year, one time special of $1000.99

        Did you know wage theft by employers steals nearly 300% more from the public than larceny, burglary, and auto theft combined? Talk about corporate profits!

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        1 year ago

        Gotta be just good enough at your job for the company to not want to get rid of you, but just bad enough at your job that they want to move you into another position.

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        1 year ago

        You have to defeat the previous middle manager in Mortal Kombat! Then you must consume their brains to gain their departmental knowledge.

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          That’s alright he doesn’t know anything. I literally sent him an email today and basically just told him what to do in it. He’s useless.

          I assume he does the paperwork or something because otherwise he has no point.